NORWEGIAN WOOD (THIS BIRD HAS FLOWN) I once had a girl, or should I say? she once had me. She showed me her room, isn't it good? Norwegian Wood. She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere. So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair. I sat on a rug, biding my time, drinking her wine. We talked until two and then she said, "It's time for bed". She told me sh..